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Quake I am running for my very life, in this maze of mass confusion. I push myself the more toward unknown limits, To attain speeds that make my stomach threat to heave. Yet others fly by me Like I were sopping wet. I strive to find the energy To keep me going on And perhaps a suit of armor. Protection, From the barrage that's cast against me. I need a weapon strong enough to cast my own barrage. I quiver and I shake, I tremble as I quake. Run Away! Run Away! Then I fall into the fucking lava, and I Die! A game to which I owe many thanks for introducing me to my bad ass Quake playing wife.
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