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*** 3ODDBALLZ JOKE REVIEW ***

Brought to you by the Naptown Nomads at http://3oddballz.com
(Formerly the HOWLER REPORT, which was Formerly the SPAM REPORT, Formerly SOAP BOX rantings)

A semi regular publication designed to impart to you, the best of the best jokes, that we at ODDBALLZ INK. UNLIMITED have received in our e-mail. Some of these jokes you may have seen before. some you may have sent, But believe you me they are funnier, when presented here,,,,In our forum. But first a word for the weary.

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*** OTHER NEWS ***

Before I break out on you with the mirth and merriment let me take a moment to let you know the goings down, at our immensely huge website.

<=> The first thing we would like to mention is the POETRY CONTEST we are having. There is no entry fee and a $50 dollar prize will be awarded. Check it out at our website.

<=> There is a new picture in our ARTWORK section, that you mind find fun to color.

<=> We added a new WORD SEARCH of HOWLERS nicknames, which is sure to amuse you, and lets not forget our JAVA GAMES, nor our TRIVIA section.

<=> We will shortly be posting a whole bunch of new things in the HUMOR section, some more ARTWORK, and 2 of the more recent issues of 'Your General Letter Quarterly'. HOWLER's very own, up close and personal, comedy form letter. It's can't miss comedy, people! One issue is already posted, so go see it, read it, laugh aloud!!!

With that out of the way lets get on to the meet and potatoes of this here thang!

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*** HERE THERE BE HUMOR ***

This first one comes to us courtesy of Don & Gina Wheeler er, um Gene & Donna Wheeler, that is to say. It's a blonde joke but what the hey!

Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
The second Blonde said, "Let me look!" The first Blonde handed her the compact. The second Blonde looked in the mirror and said, "You dumb shit, it's me!"

This next one was provided by Oddball associate, MZChaos.

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily function's. One 70-year-old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 and it takes me 20 minutes to pee."
An 80-year-old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at 8 and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90-year-old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine."

This next one is of an origin wot we can't remember. Tho we doubt anyone will stand up and say, "hey I sent that". We did find it highly amusing tho. Should someone want credit all they need do is ask and we shall gladly sign their name to it.

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because it wasn't really ethical to be intimate with a patient.
However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you're the first...".
This made the doctor feel better until the voice continued, "... of course, they probably weren't  veterinarians".

Well now, those are them, what we have for you this time in the Oddballz Joke Review. Hope you found them worth a chuckle. Remember folks if ya can't laugh at bestiality, what can you laugh at. I mean really!

More jokes can be found in the Jokes Section of our Humor Page at Oddballz Ink. Unlmtd that's http://3oddballz.com. If you think you know someone who might enjoy receiving these jokes feel free, by all means, to forward this email onto them. Laugh all you want, we'll send more.

Well that about wraps up this edition of Oddballz Joke Review, So take care kids an we'll see you all later. Always remember that the Naptown Nomads are walking, talking, irrefutable proof, of God's imperfections.

Thanks for hangin out with us.

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