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A small selection of good jokes to amuse you for the day. Amongst the pages of this section will you find a slew of great jokes, from blonde jokes to office humor and more. Have fun and laugh a lot. It might take a week or three but be sure to read it all.

  • 2 Black Eyes ] I Got em at Church
  • [ Answerin Machine ] An Unusual Message
  • [ Baby Makin ] Inquisitive Child
  • [ Bartenders Revenge ] Dealing with Assholes
  • [ Bears in Bars ] We don't serve Bears
  • [ Blonde Horseback ] Rode hard and put away wet
  • [ Caught Cheating ] Pretend your a statue.
  • [ Cowboy Hazards ] Buying insurance
  • [ Eating Fingers ] Sudden Realizations
  • [ Flood Plain ] Trapped on a Roof
  • [ Golf Death ] A Horrible Tragedy
  • [ Harassment ] Office conduct un be coming
  • [ High Gas Price ] Checking the Oil Reserve
  • [ Interstate Chase ] Alabama Troopers in Hot Pursuit
  • [ Nude Colony ] Pleasure and Pain
  • [ Racist Remarks ] A Fathers Explanation
  • [ Rush Limbaugh ] The Chauffers Story
  • [ Sex Disease ] Shopping for STD's
  • [ The Coffin ] This one is every scary!
  • [ Vikings Versus Packers ] Ice fishing competition
  • And here be a funny joke to get you started.


    A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. In fact, he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

    After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and said: "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

    "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

    Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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