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A small selection of good jokes to amuse you for the day. Amongst the pages of this section will you find a slew of great jokes, from blonde jokes to office humor and more. Have fun and laugh a lot. It might take a week or three but be sure to read it all.

  • Adam & Eve ] Where were they from?
  • [ Arbor Day ] Arbor day dilemma
  • [ Brain Tumor ] Good news bad news
  • [ Car Trouble ] What seems to be the problem
  • [ Chicago Bears ] The three bears
  • [ Condom Packaging ] Go figure
  • [ Deathbed Confession ] Why else indeed?
  • [ Disembodied Voice ] What is that you're saying?
  • [ Drivers License Info ] How old are you?
  • [ A Dwarf Joke ] Just what it says
  • [ Jail Or Marriage ] How long do I get?
  • [ Mother Of Six ] He's so proud
  • [ Nagging Woman ] Nag Nag Nag
  • [ Little Johnny ] Little Johnny says grace
  • [ Screaming Baby ] Just stay calm
  • [ Screaming Orgazm ] Quit waking me up
  • [ Sperm Sample ] Some punny things
  • [ Talking Frog ] Damned cool
  • [ Wasted Things ] A mind?
  • [ Toilet Seat ] When to paint a toilet seat
  • Well, that's it for this joke collection page. Do select another funny jokes page from the menu below.
    And here be a funny joke to get you started.


    A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.

    She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

    Finally, her husband came home.

    He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually....

    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
     

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