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A small selection of good jokes to amuse you for the day. Amongst the pages of this section will you find a slew of great jokes, from blonde jokes to office humor and more. Have fun and laugh a lot. It might take a week or three but be sure to read it all.

  • Army Women ] Don't ask don't tell
  • [ Arthritis Causes ] Poor bastard
  • [ Bach Lives ] An oldie but a goody
  • [ Ball Game ] Peanuts
  • [ Belfry ] Parishners
  • [ Cab Drivers ] Accident
  • [ Cabby VS. Preacher ] St. Peters outlook
  • [ Condom Business ] POP
  • [ Costume Party ] I'm a snail
  • [ Dog Mass ] Catholic?
  • [ Doughnuts ] Board of health
  • [ Fascinate ] Can you use it in a sentence
  • [ Frying Pan ] Now your f**ked
  • [ Gates VS. Godzilla ] Must be Windows
  • [ Heaven Hell ] You ask him
  • [ Lawyer Brains ] How much?
  • [ New Teacher ] What is her name again
  • [ On The Farm ] Heifers
  • [ One 2 Many ] Expensive
  • [ Pilot Jokes ] Some good ones
  • [ Rejuvenation ] Quick, get your mother
  • Well, that's it for this joke collection page. Do select another funny jokes page from the menu below.
    And here be a funny joke to get you started.


    This isn't quite a joke but it is semi amuzing.

    In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.

    As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.

    After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

    You probably did not know the true history of this word.

    Neither did I. I always thought it was a golf term.
     

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