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The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped
giving milk. Then the town folk found they could
buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they
brought the cow over from Scotland.
It was absolutely wonderful, She produced lots
of milk every day and everyone was happy. They
bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more
cows, so they'd never have to worry about their
milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow,
but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
the cow would move away. No matter what approach
the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to
the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was
happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull
tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he
approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs
off. If he attempts it from the one side, she
walks away to the other side."
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and
pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance,
buy this cow in Scotland?" The people were
dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
that they had brought the cow over from
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did
you know we got the cow from Scotland?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:
"My wife is from Scotland"
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