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Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to
God... "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you
created me and provided this beautiful garden
and all of these wonderful animals, as well as
that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not
"And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and
I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in
that case, I have a solution. I shall create a
man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?" "A flawed creature,
with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to
hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he
is aroused, but since you've been complaining,
I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless
and will revel in childish things like fighting
and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart,
so he will also need your advice to think
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised
eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and
self-admiring... so you'll have to let him
believe that I made him first. And it will have
to be our little secret. You know, woman to
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