JOKES PAGE K
A small selection of good jokes to amuse you for the day.
Amongst the pages of this section will you find a slew of great jokes, from
blonde jokes to office humor and more. Have fun and laugh a lot. It might take a
week or three but be sure to read it all.
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This guy was
lonely and so he decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and
told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede , which came in a little white box. It
seemed unusual at first but he was growing
happier with his decision minute by minute.
He took the box back home, found a good location
for the box, and decided he would start off
their relationship by taking his new pet to the
bar to have a drink with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Hey,
Buddy. Would you like to go to Frank's Bar with
me and have a beer?" But there was no answer
from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few
minutes and then asked him again, "Hey, There.
How about going to the bar and having a drink
But again, there was no answer from his new
friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time
putting his face up against the centipede's
house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to Frank's place and have a drink
A little voice came out of the box: "Dude!!! I
heard you the first time! I'm putting on my
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