The Three Storks
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There's a Mommy stork, a Daddy stork, and a
One day, Daddy Stork goes out all night and comes back in the morning exhausted.
Baby asks, "Where has Daddy been all night?"
Mommy Stork says, "Oh, he's been out making people very, very happy."
Next night, Mommy Stork goes out, stays out all night and comes back exhausted. Baby Stork asks Daddy, "Where has Mommy been all night?"
Daddy says, "Oh, she was out making people very, very happy."
Next night, the baby stork goes out all night and comes back home exhausted. His parents ask him "Where have you been all night?"
Baby Stork replies, "Oh, I was just out scaring the hell out of college students..."
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