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The Coffin

 

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       A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a.......
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       BUMP...
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       BUMP...
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       BUMP... behind him.
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       Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright
       coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
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       ... BUMP...
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       ...BUMP...
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       ...BUMP...
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       Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
       quickly behind him ...
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       faster...
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       faster...
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       BUMP...
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       BUMP....
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       BUMP.
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       He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
       slams and locks the door behind him.
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       However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping 
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       clappity-BUMP...
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       clappity-BUMP...
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       clappity-BUMP...
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       clappity-BUMP...
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       on the heels of the terrified man....
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       Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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       With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
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       The man screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all he can
       find is a bottle of Robitussin!
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       Desperate, he throws the Robitussin syrup at the coffin ...
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       ... the coffin stops

Well, Wasn't that a groaner? What Did You expect, ANYWAY!!!!!

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