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Talking Frog Princess

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are, and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for an entire year and do ANYTHING you wish." Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog finally asked, "What's the matter? Why won't you kiss me?" the man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but having a talking frog is cool."

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