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Satan in Church

 

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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown  wakes up early and goes to church. Before the service starts, the  townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their   families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears! Everyone starts screaming  and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their  determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone has left the church except for one man, who sits  calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence.

This confuses Satan a bit.

Satan says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

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