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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh  day. He inquired of God, " Where have you been?" 

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards  through the clouds. " Look, Michael, look what I've made." 

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, " What is it?" 

"It's a planet," replied God, " and I've put Life on it. I'm going to  call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." 

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. 

God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth, " For example,  northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while  southern Europe is going to be poor. The Middle East over there will be  a hot spot," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one  will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be  very cold and covered with ice." 

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land  mass with a large river as one of its borders and said, "What's that  one?" 

"Ah," said God , " that's Arizona, the most glorious place on earth.  There are beautiful mountains, rivers, streams, and climate. The people  from Arizona are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they  are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely  sociable, hardworking, and high achieving people and they will be known  throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." 

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, "What about  balance, God?" You said there would be balance! Everyone and everything  seems so totally perfect in this place you call Arizona." 

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm sending them  From  the North every winter!" 

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