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Passing Gas

Tracy is invited to her new boyfriend's  house for dinner. She is very nervous because this will be  her first time meeting his family. She enters the house and meets the family,  however she is still very uneasy about the   whole experience.

She really likes her new boyfriend and wants  to make a great first impression.

They all sit at the table when Tracy's  nervousness begins to make her feel a bit   uncomfortable.   Gas pains develop, but she continues to eat a  delicious broccoli casserole.

Soon the gas pains get so bad that her eyes  start to water.   Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve   herself a bit, and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard  the squeak.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,  her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at Tracy's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"

Tracy thought, "this is great!" and a big smile  came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel  the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let out a louder and longer fart.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled,  "Damnit Ginger!" Once again Tracy smiled and thought, "this is great!". A few minutes later Tracy had to release another fart. She didn't even think about it and let it rip but this   fart was even a louder SQUEAK! Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and  yelled "DAMNIT GINGER, get away from that girl before   she takes a crap on you!"

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