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This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he asks the bartender where's the  bathroom at?

The bartender said, go down the hall and make a right.

Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is  going  on in the bathroom.

A few minutes go by and again everybody at   the  bar  hears  another loud scream that comes from the bathroom.

This time the  bartender  goes in the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. 

He  opened the door and asked the drunk, "What is all the screaming  about  in  here? 

You are scaring all my customers away. " The drunk said, "I'm  sitting on  the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes  the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens up the   door  and  looks in and says, "Well, no wonder. You are sitting on a mop bucket."

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