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3 old ladies were sitting around discussing
the fact that they were getting older one day.
The first old lady says, "Sometimes I catch myself standing in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and I can't remember if I just got it out to make a sandwich or I was putting it away."
The second one says, "That's nothing, sometimes I get up and go into another room only to find that I've forgotten what I went in there for."
The third says, while tapping on the table next to her chair, "Thank goodness I don't have any of those problems, knock on wood--that must be the door, I'll get it!"
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