While Adam and Eve were still in the Garden
of Eden, God visited them one day. She told them that She had a few gifts for them. They
would have a choice over who got which gift.
Her first gift was the ability to stand up and pee. Adam immediately shoved Eve aside and shouted, "I want to be the one who can stand up and pee." God gave this to Adam and he ran off into the garden, shouting, "I can pee standing up, I can pee standing up."
Eve timidly asked God what She had for her. God told her, "Honey, I am sorry, but the only gift I have left... is multiple orgasms."
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