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This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski (the unibomber) in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners...

Entry #1

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played a flute like Stravinsky
"Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Entry #2

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Entry #3

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.

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