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A young boy went into the liquor store and asked for a bottle of whiskey. The clerk said he couldn't sell it, but the boy insisted it was for his father, who used whiskey as a laxative.
"Well, okay," the clerk said. "As long as it's for medicinal reasons." Later, the clerk was going home from work when he saw the boy reeling around, drunk.
He grabbed the boy and said angrily, "Hey, you told me that the whiskey was a laxative for your father!" The boy nodded. "It is. He'll sure shit when he sees me!"
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