A lawyer finds out he has a brain
tumor, and it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a
choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an
ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for
the princely sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip-off - how
come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of good brains?"
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