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The elderly couple was watching television one night when he said, "Doris, the money from the Social-Security checks is almost gone, the next ones aren't due for a week and we don't have enough money for food. I hate to suggest this, but you're gonna' have to go out onto the streets and hustle." 

"Hustle? Me?" she exclaimed. "But I'm 78!" 

"It's the only way," her husband concluded sadly.

Resigned to the situation, the old woman went out onto the streets and didn't come staggering back until early the next morning. "Here," she said, "I made 25 dollars and 25 cents." "25 dollars and 25 cents?"

Her husband hollered. "Who gave you a quarter?"


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