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Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.

Davidson thinks about it and says, "I  wanna hang out with God, Himself." The befeatered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and  introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God,  "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, Yes." "Well," Says  Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. there's  too  much front end protusion

2. it chatters at high speeds

3. the rear end  wobbles too much, and

4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm...." Replies God, "Hold on." God goes to the celestial  Supercomputer,  types in a few keystrokes, and  waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God  reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Davidson," but according to My computer, more people are riding my  invention than yours."

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