Harley Davidson vs God
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Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.
Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself." The befeatered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, Yes." "Well," Says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's too much front end protusion
2. it chatters at high speeds
3. the rear end wobbles too much, and
4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...." Replies God, "Hold on." God goes to the celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Davidson," but according to My computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."
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