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How to drive women wild

Three guys, a Frenchman ,an Italian and an Aussie are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"

"Well," says the Frenchman, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild "

The Italian says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"

The Aussie says, "After me and the old lady have a go, I jump out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains. Drives her fucking bonkers!"

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