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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her  pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for  your divorce?"   She replied, "About four acres and a nice little   home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of  this case?"   "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she  responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations  like?"   "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town,  and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"   "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and   have never really needed one."  

"Please," he tried again, "is there any  infidelity in your marriage?"   "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.  We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to  your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"   "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets   up earlier than I do."  

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady,  why do you want a divorce?"   "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.  "I've never wanted a divorce.   My husband does. He said he can't communicate  with me."

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