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A man entered a cafe and sat down. He noticed that the special of the day was chili. When the waitress came to take his order, he said, "I'll take the chili."

"I'm sorry, the gentlemen next to you got the last bowl," said the waitress. "Oh, I'll just have coffee, then."

After a while, the man noticed that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of chili was finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl was still full. He asked, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other man replied, "No."

"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it."

So the man took the bowl of chili and began to eat it. When he got about half-way through the bowl, he noticed a dead mouse in the bowl, and puked the chili back into the bowl.

The other man said sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too."

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