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Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either  died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world  exactly  30 days after their dying.

As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck.  True  to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly  30 days later.

At a sťance, she called out, "John, dear John; this is Martha. Do you hear  me,  John?"

A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John; I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh, John, what's it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the  time."

"What do you do all day?"

"Well, Martha, we are up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, then it's  nothing  but sex until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then we have sex again  until five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep around 11  p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what Heaven really is like?"

"Heaven? I'm not in Heaven, Martha."

"Then, where are you?"

"I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona!"

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