The Best Lay
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was sa-we-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to his seat at the other end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he stumbles back over and sputters in the guy's face, "Your mom LOVED it!" Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad,... you're drunk!"
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