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Three old men Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily function's. One 70-year-old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 and it takes me 20 minutes to pee."
An 80-year-old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at 8t and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90-year-old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine."
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