- Forty Years Ago -
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(from Oscar Bennett and from Tom Sokolowski)
The wife says, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!" The husband stops the car. His wife bends over grabbing the fence, and he immediately jumps on her like a bass on a junebug.
They make love like never before. She was SCREAMING and GYRATING and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband's surprise, she FAINTS!
After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or ANYTIME SINCE that I can remember."
The woman, gasping for breath, is finally able to speak, and says: "FORTY YEARS AGO THAT DARN FENCE WASN'T ELECTRIFIED!"
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