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I would like to apologize to those of you who are polish, and those, who wish to convert someday, but damn did I laugh at these next two jokes.



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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft, was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study.

After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.


A Polish Joke

A Guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Polish joke?"

The Guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something: I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I am Polish. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's Polish. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's Polish. Now, you still wanna tell that joke? "

The first Guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

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