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The Working Man's/Woman's Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the  wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill  today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on  today as they may be connected to the legs that are connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....

When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that  people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles  to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell  them to bite me! Amen

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