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Useful Work Phrases

  Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
 
  I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
 
  Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
 
  I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
 
  I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
 
  What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
 
  I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
 
  I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
 
  I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
 
  No, my powers can only be used for good.
 
  How about never? Is never good for you?
 
  I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
 
  I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
 
  At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
 
  You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
 
  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
 
  Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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