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Valentine Don'ts

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

Roses are red
but I like carnations
you're so crappy in bed
that I fucked your dalmatians

Roses for charity
Violets for greed
Give me a chance
And I'll make your ass bleed

Roses are great,
Violets are ace,
Now get yourself ready
For come in the face.

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