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You have to make sure that you follow the steps accordingly. If you do this right and don't cheat, you'll be amazed by what you learn!!

STEP ONE

Pick a number between 1 and 100.

Multiply it by 5.

Add your age.

Minus the number in your family.

Divide the number by 10 (rounding to the nearest whole number).

Write down the number on 1 side of a piece of paper.

STEP TWO

Pick another different number between 1 and 100.

Multiply by 1998.

Add the number in your family.

Minus your age.

Divide the number by 10 (rounding to the nearest whole number).

Write down the number on the other side of the piece of paper.

STEP THREE

Take the first 2 digits of your home phone number

Add them to the last 2 digits of your work number.

Multiply by 365.

Write the number on a new sheet of paper.

STEP FOUR

Fold the first page in half.

Now fold the second page.

Place them side by side.

Now pick up the two sheets (One in each hand).

SCROLL DOWN !

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Now find a garbage can and place the sheets in it. Now, using both hands slap yourself around the head while repeating: "I'm an idiot who wastes too much time on the internet."

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