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The Sex Quiz

The following is a quiz to test yourself on how much you actually no about sex and things of a sexual nature. Do you think you know it all?

1.) A menstrual cycle has three wheels. [ True ] or [ False ]

2.) Asphalt describes rectal problems. [ True ] or [ False ]


3.) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. [ True ] or [ False ]


4.) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. [ True ] or [ False ]


5.) The clitoris is a type of flower. [ True ] or [ False ]


6.) A G-string is part of a fiddle. [ True ] or [ False ]


7.) Semen is a term for sailors. [ True ] or [ False ]


8.) Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [ True ] or [ False ]


9.) Testicles are found on an Octopus. [ True ] or [ False ]


10.) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [ True ] or [ False ]


11.) KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. [ True ] or [ False ]


12.) Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [ True ] or [ False ]


13.) Coitus is a musical instrument. [ True ] or [ False ]


14.) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. [ True ] or [ False ]


15.) An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [ True ] or [ False ]


16.) A condom is a large apartment complex. [ True ] or [ False ]


17.) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [ True ]
or [ False ]

18.) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [ True ] or [ False ]


19.) A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [ True ] or [ False ]


20.) An erection is when Japanese people vote. [ True ] or [ False ]


21.) A lesbian is a person from the MiddleEast. [ True ] or [ False ]


22.) Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. [ True ] or [ False ]


23.) Pornography is the business of makingrecords. [ True ] or [ False ]


24.) Genitals are people of non-Jewishorigin. [ True ] or [ False ]


25.) Douche is the French word for "twelve." [ True ] or [False ]

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