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REMEMBER WHEN....

A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW

A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN....

AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT.....

MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND

AND GIG WAS YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPRIGHT

NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS

AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES

AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT

A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW

A CURSOR USED PROFANITY

A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO

MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE

A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT

AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2' FLOPPY

YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT

COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE

NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE

AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC

YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE

LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE

HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD

A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED

AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE

CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE

PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE

A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME

AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU

I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER

AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD

I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH

BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD

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