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Personal Ad

The following ad appeared in a newspaper.

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a svelte good-looking girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods.

Riding in your pickup truck.

Hunting

Camping

Fishing trips.

Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight-week-old
black Labrador Retriever.)

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