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The Guide To Successful Nose Picking

THE KIDDIE PICK:
When your by yourself and uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is there is no limit.

CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK:
When in the presence of other people, you wrap forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

FAKE NOSE SCRATCH:
When you make believe you've got an itch but your really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT:
You do it so furiously, and for so long your probably entitled to dessert.

SURPRISE PICKINGS:
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

AUTOPICK:
The kind you do in a car when no ones looking.

PICK YOUR BRAINS:
Done in private this is the one where your finger goes in so far it passes the septum.

PICK AND SAVE:
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and than you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

PICK AND ROLL:
No explanation needed.

PICK AND FLICK:
Ditto.

PICK AND STICK:
You wanted it to be a "PICK AND FLICK" but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

PAYDIRT:
The kind when you remove a piece of snot so big it improves your breathing by 90%.

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