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THE PENIS TAX

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, 10% of the time it's in the hole. On top of all this, it has two dependants, and they're both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 2000, penises will be taxed according to size ! ! !

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$ 50.00

8 to 10 inches.................Pole Tax.....................$ 30.00

6 to 8 inches...................Privilege Tax............$ 15.00

4 to 6 inches...................Nuisance Tax.......... $ 5.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENTION! ! ! ! ! ! !

Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains....

Sincerely,

Pecker Checker

Internal Revenue Service

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