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New Metric Conversion

Metric Conversion Chart

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1012 microphones = 1 megaphone 

106 bicycles = 2 megacycles 

500 millinaries = 1 seminary 

2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 

10 cards = 1 decacards 

1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn 

106 fish = 1 microfiche 

454 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 

1012 pins = 1 terrapin 

1021 picolos = 109 los = 1 gigolo 

10 rations = 1 decoration 

100 rations = 1 C-ration 

10 millipedes = 1 centipede 

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 

10 monologs = 5 dialogues 

5 dialogues = 1 decalogue 

2 monograms = 1 diagram 

8 nickels = 2 paradigms 

2 snake eyes = 1 paradise 

2 wharves = 1 paradox 

106 phones = 1 microphone 

106 phones = 1 megaphone 

102 mental = 1 centimental 

101 mate = 1 decimate 

1012 bulls = 1 terabull 

1012 boos = 1 picoboo 

1015 bismol = 1 femtobismol 

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