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Math Proficiency Exam

City of Los Angels
High School Math Proficiency Exam
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1. Johnny has a AK47 with and 80 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 18 times at each drive-by-shooting, how many drive-by-shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocain and he sells an 8 ball to Jack for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per grams, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for hes $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to makes 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's , how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Roal is in prison for 6 years for murder. He go $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a taggy spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up.

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