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Math Problem 

What makes 100%? 
Ever wonder about those people who say 
they are giving more than 100%? 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove 
helpful. 

What makes life 100% ? 

If: ... 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 
Then: 

H A R D W O R K 
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% 

K N O W L E D G E 
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% 

But, 
A T T I T U D E 
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% 

And, 
B U L L S H I T 
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% 

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge 
will get you close, attitude will get you there, 
but bullshit will put you over the top. 

And look how far ass kissing will take you. 

A S S K I S S I N G 
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% 

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

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