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Male and Female Interpretations

THINGY (thing-ee) n.

female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.

female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a
weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.

female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured
makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning and farting.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2
minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.

female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to
make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad,
prior to tossing it out.

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