The Lawn Care (Nebraska Fertilizer) Chain Letter
This letter is being sent to you
because we know you are critically interested in your front lawn, and this summer season
will soon be upon us.
This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list and shit on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed. Then make five copies of this letter and send it to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns.
You will not get any money or
checks, but within one week if this chain is not broken, there will be
9,216 people shitting on your front lawn.
Your reward will come next
you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood. Mrs. Lucy Bowel 19 Bedpan Cover Wemouth, Mass.
Mrs. Paula Crapp 222 Enema Drive Quincy, Mass
Mrs. Charles Syringe 109 Suppository Drive Fink, Texas
Mrs. Smelly B. Hind 416 Diarrhea Way Kansas City, Missouri
Mrs.O Howie Farts 896 Rectum Road Washington, DC
Mrs. A. Bigger Movement 276 Fertilizer Way Melton, Mass.
If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbors.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN... One man didn't give a shit and lost his entire lawn.
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