Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage revealed!!!
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situtation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet, married O. Schitt the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt, and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt later married Loda Schitt and the produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual cermony. An article in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his newbride: Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You dont know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
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