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His And Her Drinks

What HER Drinks Say About Her:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has
absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is and you're in.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and
naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait............


What HIS Drinks Say About Him
(With guys, as always, it is very simple and clear cut)

Cheap Domestic Beer:
He's poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer:
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer:
He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Wine:
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and
help him get laid.

Whisky:
He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will
get in his way of getting laid.

Tequila:
Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse.

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