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His And Her Drinks

What HER Drinks Say About Her:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has
absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is and you're in.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait............

What HIS Drinks Say About Him
(With guys, as always, it is very simple and clear cut)

Cheap Domestic Beer:
He's poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer:
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer:
He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and
help him get laid.

He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will
get in his way of getting laid.

Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse.

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