Joke Clown      
humorcafe.com

Send Us Mail
              Your One Stop Comedy Shop
     

  The Good The Bad And The Fugly

   Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids
   Bad: She can't find her birth control pills
   Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
 
   Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
   Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
   Ugly: You're in them
 
   Good: The husband understands fashion
   Bad: He's a cross-dresser
   Ugly: He looks better than the wife
 
   Good: Your son's finally maturing
   Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
   Ugly: So are you
 
   Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
   Bad: She keeps interrupting
   Ugly: With corrections
 
   Good: Your wife's not talking to you
   Bad: She wants a divorce
   Ugly: She's a lawyer
 
   Good: The postman's early
   Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
   Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
 
   Good: Your daughter got a new job
   Bad: As a hooker
   Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
   Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
 
   Good: You're son is dating someone new
   Bad: It's another man
   Ugly: He's you're best friend
 
   Good: You're wife is pregnant.
   Bad: It's triplets
   Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years go.

[ Back ]

 

Tell All Your Facebook Peeps.
   

Now Share Us On Google Plus