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Golfing Mishap

On the 16th hole of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into  the woods. Harry, his partner had laughed and poked fun, but then  somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards  beyond. 

Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute. Finally,  in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball. Instead  of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every  single buttercup in that patch. 

Suddenly, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.  She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to  make those buttercups?" Just for that, you won't have any butter for  your popcorn the rest of your life.....better still; you won't have  any butter for your toast for the rest of your a matter  of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"  Then POOF!...she was gone. 

After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend,  "Harry!....Harry!...where are you?" 

Harry yells, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows." 

Fred screams back..... "WAIT, HARRY! FOR GOD'S SAKE!! DON'T SWING!!!" 


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