Four married guys go golfing. During the fourth hole the following conversation took place:
1st Guy (Marty): "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck this spring
2nd Guy (Lane): "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will landscape the entire yard by June."
3rd Guy (Jeff): "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will completely remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
4th Guy (Paul): "I just set my alarm for 6:00am. when it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, "Golf course or intercourse?"
She says, "Wear your sweater."
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