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The Complete Guide to Orgasms

Newlyweds get………………………………………………………... soregasms

Nymphos have... ………………………………………………………..let's-do-it-some-moregasms

4WDrivers usually experience.………………………………. four-on-the-floorgasms

Salesmen have…………………………………………………………. door-to-doorgasms

Virgins scream out.…………………………………………………. my-hymen-got-torgasms

I know of no one who has…………………………………………. bhorgasms

Goalies have…………………………………………………………….. scoregasms

I was married to a man who had……………………………….. snoregasms

Golfers have……………………………………………………………. foregasms

Hockey players have……………………………………………….. Bobby Orrgasms

Mushrooms are limited to……………………………………….. sporegasms

And Marco Polo had……………………………………………….. exploregasms

Premature ejaculators have…………………………………. beforegasms

Selfish men have…………………………………………………….. I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms

Woman who do it with HOWLER have……………………... I just can't take any moregasm's

And when you do it...

in a boat -------------------------------------------------------- oargasms

with a nerd ------------------------------------------------------ dorkgasms

at the entrance to your house --------------------------------------- doorgasms

on the carpet or linoleum ------------------------------------------ floorgasms

at the supermarket ----------------------------------------------- storegasms

with wild pigs --------------------------------------------------- boargasms

at a Stephen King movie ------------------------------------------- horrorgasms

with a prostitute ------------------------------------------------ whoregasms

with a storyteller ----------------------------------------------- loregasms

with an accountant --------------------------------------------- boregasms

while sleeping ------------------------------------------------- snoregasms

with cartoon donkeys ------------------------------------------ eeyoregasms

while broke -------------------------------------------------- poorgasms

with a lion -------------------------------------------------- roargasms

for hours and hours on end ------------------------------------ soregasms

on a golf course ---------------------------------------------- foregasms

with a nymphomaniac ---------------------------------------- ready for moregasms

in a gold mine ---------------------------------------------- oregasms

with a dermatologists ---------------------------------------- poregasms

with a vice president ----------------------------------------- Al Goregasms

on the beach ------------------------------------------------ shoregasms

in Asia ------------------------------------------------------ Singaporegasms

at an all you can eat buffet ------------------------------------ smorgasborgasms

on the way to a train ----------------------------------------- all aboardgasms

that isn't very satisfying ------------------------------------ there's the doorgasms

during hay fever season ----------------------------------------- sporegasms

with a cookie -------------------------------------------------- oreogasms

with a meat eater --------------------------------------------- carnivoregasms

with a vegetarian ----------------------------------------------- vegegasms

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